Drink when you hear:
- "My Friends" (McCain)
- "Folks" (Obama)
- "The notion" (Obama)
- McCain implies he knows foreign policy b/c he was a POW
- Obama says the "administration of George Bush and John McCain"
- When McCain says "greed"
- if either one says "credit crunch" "market to market" or any other actual specific causes of the crisis that ordinary people don't undestand- take 3 drinks
- "sub-prime" drink 1
- when Obama says "John's right - but..."
- take a whiskey shot if McCain actually makes eye contact with Obama
- drink when McCain makes a bad joke
- McCain says Obama will raise taxes
- If McCain brings up Ayers or Wright or says "patriotic"
- When you hear "Wall Street" and "Main Street" in the same sentence
- if Tom Brokaw is wearing a pimp pocket square - start the debate with a shot of whiskey :)
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